Enter the Platypus: My Shaman is so Overpowered that...

2005-06-25

(Basically a compilation of posts from a thread in the Shaman Forum with the same name. It's interesting to compare the various class forums.)

...I killed someone in Un'goro when I cast Chain Lightning in Tanaris!
...when I cast Frost Shock, it deleted the Night Elf.
...Ragnaros tried to farm me.
(is so potent that)...when I frost shocked someone, I think I got my server
pregnant
...I purged a mage back to his "Character Selection" screen.
...the Tarren Mill guards summon ME for help.
...I drop 2 epic chestpieces when I die.
...I can cook a 5 course meal on an easy-bake oven.
...when I smack you, your Everquest 1 and 2 characters feel it.
...when I party with Warlocks they stop sucking.
...Jaina Proudmoore rerolled Horde.
...Superman wears underwear with MY picture on it.
...Onyxia is my noncombat pet.
...I use Mooncloth for toilet paper.
...I'm the elite boss at the end of the new dungeon in 1.6.0, right after Thrall.
...I am considered a raid instance for alliance. One of the top guilds brought me down to 70% health, but to be fair, i was sleeping during those 8 hours.
...I dont play him anymore; he plays me.
...they have to shut down all the servers once a week to repair the damage I caused to them.
...Bush tried to get Congress to declare war on me.
...he's being asked to play Master Chief in the upcoming Halo movie.
...Arthas begged the development team to delay any expansion so he could gain a few more levels.

Enter the Platypus