2004-06-17

The joys of gMail

So I've received 11 gmail invites so far... Gave one to Michael, several to people that didn't really swap anything, but as far as the rest go...

I've met some really cool people through gmailswap. Here's the list so far:

James Bill

This guy is *awesome*!! He offered to do a trance mix for me. It's awesome!!

It has a robotic voice going 'jackalope'; then it starts going "I-I wi-wi-will maul you, maul you, I wi-wi-wi-will maul you like a bear!" Then the music flares, then stops. "Dude, oh my god!" Then, at the end, it goes "I love you, Katie." A little odd, but definitely worth it.

Jac de Haan

Another truly bizarre swap. He offered to praise me on his answering machine for the next month (or so). How great is that? I'm dead serious. Call him, and it's all, "I'd just like to tell you how great Billy Martin is. We should all be glad awesome people like him are around" (or something like that.) Email me for his number and when to call.

Amanda

She's really cool too. She's sending me 3 mood cds mixed from her personal collection. Update when they get here.

Justin Bauman

Don't really understand this one, but she sent me a picture.



Fair enough.

Finuzzu

She's really cool too. She's teaching me how to swear in Romanian:
Sa te fut (in cur / pe ma-ta) = Fuck you (up the ass / over your
mother) = sah teh foot (in coor / peh maataa)

Du-te-n pizda ma-tii = it actually means "go back inside your mother's
cunt", but it's pretty common = doo-ten peezdah maatee

Futu-ti mortii ma-tii = "fuck your mother's dead foke" = footootzi
mortzee maatee

Muie = originally "cum", but may also be used as "suck my dick" = mooyeah

Curva / boarfa / taratura = different ways to say bitch / hoe /
prostitute = coorvah / boarfah / tahrahtoorah

Labagiu = wanker / jerkoff = laabaagjiu

Cacanar = shit-head = caacaanaar

Pula bleaga = limp dick = poolaa bleaagah


These may take a while to incorporate into my vocabulary, but we'll work on it.

She's also sending me a postcard from Romania.

Gemini Cheng

Let's see...

undying love and another postcard, this time from Vancouver, BC. Additionally, her friend from Britain, Emma, is sending me one as well. If I have another invite, I'm sending her one.

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