Let's get one thing straight. Paris and Nicole Hilton are not hot. They're not even very pretty. There was a special on them on E! earlier, and they're borderline ugly. They look almost like Christina Aguilera. While we're at it, Jennifer Love Hewitt is fairly unattractive too. I mean, her face and body are okay, but she's basically an annoying little bitch, and her decent looks in no way compensate for that major shortcoming.