Carrie sent me this ridiculously long quiz; I had nothing to do right now (I don't until Friday night - SUZIE!!!!), so I thought I'd explore the deep and innermost recesses of my psyche.

So, without further adieu:

1. Name: William "Billy" "Jackalope" "Polar Bear" "Will" "Binky" Martin
2. Birthday: November 18, 1982
3. Sign: Scorpio
4. Age: 21
5. Sex: Male
6. Location: San Marcos, TX

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7. School (if in school): SWT

8. Work (if you have a job): Sonic Drive-In; blech!! The only decent thing about working here is that the people are cool.

9. Height: 5'10"? 5'11"? Something like that

10. Do you like boys or girls: Girls. Boys have cooties!

11. Do you have any siblings: 2 sisters

12. What are their names: Bambi and Janelle

13. How old are they: 17, 27

14. Do you have any pets: 1 dog

15. What are their names: Alpha

16. If you could choose anyone to rule the world who would you choose: Me, of course. Who else would I just to do my dream job?

17. Do you talk to voices in your head: Yeah

18. Do they tell you to do stuff: Yeah

19. Do you listen: Yeah

20. How often do you talk on the phone: Um, three or four times a week. It's not like I have any friends or anything ;)

21. How often do you surf the web: All the time.

22. How often do you hang out with friends: Once every other week, maybe?

23. Do you have a bf/gf: No/Yes.

24. Do you love them: This is a hard question. I mean, Mindy really fucked up my emotional compass; I don't think I trust my responses at the moment. (Although I think I'll be able to re-calibrate it without terrible difficulty, now, that I've found such a sweet, wonderful girl). I do feel all warm and fuzzy with her, and I miss her terribly when we're apart for long stretches of time. And the past two months have been great!!

So... I guess I'm saying yeah, but I have to re-learn what love means.

25. Have you ever loved anyone: Hmm.... I thought I did. She taught me better. And one other, I think I did.

26. Have you ever made-out with someone: Three people. Not at the same time, though.

27. Have you ever broke any bones: Not any of mine.

28. If so, which ones:

29. How often do you shower: Everyday.

30. Do you get along with your parents: Mom: Yes; Dad: no.

31. Who is your best female friend: LOL; Suzie, duh. Although I don't know if she's eligible for that (being my girlfriend and all); in that case, it'd be... Carrie? Rose?

32. Who is your best male friend: Jarrod

33. Who do you talk to the most on the phone: Um... Mom?

34. Who do you talk to the most on the net: Carrie, Rose, Daniel

35. What are you most afraid of: Dying alone, unloved, and unremembered.

36. How long does it take you to get ready for school/work: School: Five minutes; work: three.

37. Do you have a crush: Yup.

38. Do you sleep with one pillow or two: I USED to sleep with 3, but thanks to Suzie, it's now 2 ;)

39. Do you like coffee: Icky poo.

40. How do you know the person who sent this to you: Pretty well; we used to talk *forever*!

41. Where do you want to live: Whereever my love does; or Texas.

42. Where is the most fun place to go: DDR

43. Where do you want to meet your husband/wife?: Um... I don't know?

44. Where do you want to get married?: On the beach.

45. What do you like to do?: sleep, read, electronica (computers, video games), DDR, D&D, MST3K, gEngine, swim(http://www.ccgworkshop.com), that kind of thing

46. What was the most fun vacation/trip you ever went on?: No clue.

47. What friend is always there?: In person? No one. In my heart? Suzie. To talk to? Carrie or Rose

48. What do you like about your church?: HAHAHAHAHAHA

49. What do you like about your school/job?: Nothing really.

50. What do you/did you want to be when you grow/grew up?: World domination, professional wrestler, computer programmer (in that order)

51. What is your favorite sport?: Anything that involves and encourages people to run into other people at high speeds, as hard as they can.

52. What is your favorite piece of clothing?: Sleeping pants.

53. Have you, in the last 24 hrs Cried?: no

54. Have you, in the last 24 hrs gotten in major trouble?: no

55. Have you, in the last 24 hrs cut your hair?: no

56. Have you, in the last 24 hrs ate a meal?: yeah, about... two hours ago?

57. Have you, in the last 24 hrs hugged someone?: nope

58. Have you, in the last 24 hrs kissed someone?: nope

59. Have you, in the last 24 hrs made a new friend?: nope - that only happens once a year or so, if that

60. Have you, in the last 24 hrs lost something?: nope

61. Have you ever Been so drunk you passed out?: nope, never drank

62. Gone out in public in your pajamas?: many, many times

63. Had an imaginary friend?: yup

64. Cried during a chick flick?: yeah, but it was because my girlfriend had just broken up with me.

65. Gotten in a car accident?: no

66. Liked someone so much you cried?: Indeed.

67. Sung in front of the mirror?: no

68. Sleepwalked?: I wouldn't know.

69. Talked in your sleep?: yep

70. Watched a scary movie and couldn’t sleep all night?: no

71. Gone caroling?: nope

72. What is the funniest movie you ever saw?: um... every episode of MST3k contains a movie, and they're all hilarious

73. What is the stupidest movie?: see 73

74. Which movie could you watch over and over?: princess bride, x2, a few others

75. What was the last movie you saw?: I'm watching X-2 right now.

76. Who do you go to the movies with?: By myself, most of the time; occasionally, with Suzie (once so far)

77. What movie made you cry the most?: Braveheart

78. If you were stranded on an island, who would you take?: Suzie, duh!

79. What island would you want to be stranded on?: No clue. A desolate one with plenty of supplies?

80. What wild animal would you kill for food?: A wild cow.

81. Would you write on the sand 'help!': Only if I needed to

82. Would you panic or relax?: relax

83. Would you ever or have u ever... Jump out of a plane?: yup

84. Kiss your best guy friend (or if you’re a guy girl friend)?: under the right circumstanes, yeah

85. Go bungee jumping?: no tempting death, remember?

86. Stay in your room for a whole day?: I've stayed in my room for a whole week

87. Go in the snow without clothes?: Fun

88. Skinny dip?: Suprisingly enough, yeah

89. Go to a foreign country?: not yet

90. Fly a plane?: yep

91. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to?: Family, i s'pose.

92. Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed with?: Suzie, duh.

93. If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing who would be the first person you would call?: My lawyer

94. Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week but you can pick the person but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life no getting out of it, who would you pick?: Well.... if my dad came into my room, I'd be likely to hit him with my new sword; I don't like him. But, to answer the question you meant to ask, why the hell not? Oh Suzie... (notice a pattern?)

95. What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be?: Me, duh.

96. What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex?: I don't think I should answer this one ;)

97. If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be?: DDr, duh

98. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)?: weight

99. What is your dream career?: Emperor of the Universe

100. What is the one thing you just have to do before you die?: Know true love (notice a pattern?)

101. If you could be a member of any band that has ever existed, what band would that be?: not even

102. What is the thing you care about most in your life?: True love

103. Winter or summer?: Winter

104. The beach or the mountains?: Beach

105. Rock or rap?: rock

106. New york or L.A.?: LA

107. Dogs or cats?: cats

108. Leno or letterman?: Letterman

109. Day or night?: night

110. Lake or ocean?: ocean

111. Waffles or pancakes?: pancakes

112. Chocolate or vanilla?: vanilla

113. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be?: Braveheart, but without the dying part

114. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like?: "Perfect mate'? I don't know - I take people as they are.

115. Run into a wall?: yup

116. Kissed someone of the same sex?: I would, under the right circumstances - for example, large sums of money

117. Snuck out of the house at night?: yup

118. Laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose?: all over the place

119. Swallow a bug? yeah

120. Have you ever actually kept a new year's resolution?: yep

121. Would you ever eat bugs purposely?: ew

122. Commit a crime?: already have

123. Change your religion?: A few times - but I'm home now.

124. Lie to your parents?: You gotta do what you gotta do.

125. Jump over a waterfall?: sure, i love the water.....

126. Change clothes in front of an open window?: I do so whenever the possibility arises

127. Sing a harmonized duet in front of 500 strangers?: no

128. Tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you?: sure

131. Have you ever lied to your parents about something really important?: You gotta do what you gotta do.

132. Had your life threatened?: yup

133. Stayed up until the morning light talking online?: a few times

134. Made people give you really weird glances? I only worry if they don't

135. Read a Shakespeare play?: yup

136. Sung at a karaoke bar?: yup