So one night (two nights before I went to Galveston the second time), I was really really bored, so I went digging around to see how many of Suzy's IM Sns I could find. I found around 7 - and there's like 4 more on Yahoo! that I didn't. So anyway, I added them all to my contact list on Trillian. Last night, the one on MSN logs on. I'll let the conversation speak for itself:

Jackalope: what are you doing online?!
Suzy: find how to contact to penn state university*-)
Jackalope: you are, or are telling me to?
Suzy: if u could do me the favor ?c?c]
Jackalope: sure
Suzy: :D
Jackalope: so, what's up?
Jackalope: how're you online?
Jackalope: (Link: http://www.psu.edu/)http://www.psu.edu/
Suzy: u mean what ? in the dormitory
Jackalope: ah
Jackalope: coolness
Jackalope: how have you been?
Jackalope: i haven't talked to you since saturday
Jackalope: i did have a weird dream where you called sunday.. yeah, that was weird
Suzy: oh? have we talked before?
Jackalope: wait a second....
Jackalope: who is this?
Jackalope: (Link: http://www.psu.edu/ur/contact.html)http://www.psu.edu/ur/contact.html
Jackalope: this isn't suzy?
Suzy: u r?
Jackalope: billy?
Jackalope: your... boyfriend?
Jackalope: LOL
Suzy: sorry i'm afraid we've made a mistake
Jackalope: oh, darn
Suzy: |-)
Jackalope: then who is this?
Suzy: i wonder
Suzy: how did u get my add?
Jackalope: i did an email address search on msn
Suzy: oh?c?c then ur gf has the same name as i do?
Jackalope: hmm
Jackalope: and lives in the same place
Jackalope: and is the same age
Jackalope: and has the same email address?
Jackalope: that's not right
Jackalope: hmm...
Suzy: impossible!
Jackalope: that's what i said!
Suzy: who r u ?
Jackalope: billy
Jackalope: binky
Jackalope: (Link: http://members.msn.com/?mpp=4263~5AAqAAAAAAjTCrx4qfr8tbTcOSMpFiLlvXIbYkj35X4Oc$~5AArAAAAAEuFX9cTYhItJrvP4KNWnATmPzjyWFfXZZF3M$)http://members.msn.com/?mpp=4263~5AAqAAAAAAjTCrx4qfr8tbTcOSMpFiLlvXIbYkj35X4Oc$~5AArAAAAAEuFX9cTYhItJrvP4KNWnATmPzjyWFfXZZF3M$
Jackalope: that's you, right?
Suzy: sorry , so different from me
Jackalope: hmm
Jackalope: this is so weird
Jackalope: unless... it expired, then you picked it up
Jackalope: that makes sense
Jackalope: well, except for one or two things
Jackalope: darn
Jackalope: i was so excited and everything
Suzy: well, i'am 22years old and i am a chinese girl
Jackalope: oh, i'm so sorry to bother you....
Jackalope: i'm really really really sorry
Suzy: well. nothing
Suzy: :D
Suzy: it is interesting to get such a new friend
Suzy: haha
Jackalope: lol
Suzy: sorry to u to
Jackalope: oh, no, quite alright
Suzy: i am applying for an american school
Jackalope: ah
Jackalope: well, good luck with that
Jackalope: do you not live here?
Suzy: graduate school
Suzy: ye
Jackalope: in what field?
Suzy: architecture
Suzy: r u a student?H
Jackalope: yeah
Jackalope: i go to UT in austin, texas
Suzy: undergraduate or ?
Jackalope: ywH
Jackalope: *yeah
Jackalope: i'm a junior
Suzy: oo
Jackalope: 20
Suzy: major?
Jackalope: computer science, or math
Jackalope: or both
Suzy: :S i do not like math
‘š—Ñ: hope u could find ur gf's right add soon
Jackalope: lol
Jackalope: well, it really surprised me, because she doesn't have internet access where she is right now