Quizzes

I personally like what Maddox has to say about online quizzes:

How is it that the people who answer online personality tests the most usually have the least personality? Not that taking online personality tests are a waste of time; they're right up there with slamming your dick in the door on the productivity scale. I don't know why these tests are becoming so popular lately. The questions are usually about your sexual preference, favorite foods (out of a list of 5, since there are clearly only 5 types of food in the universe and you must like one of them), questions about how many times you've cheated in a relationship, and several other arbitrary questions with no relevance to anything. Then based on your response, the quiz pigeon holes you into a category of a certain celebrity. Stupid. For example, there's a popular quiz called "Which Backstreet Boy are you?" News flash: you're not a Backstreet Boy. Posting the results of some stupid online journal isn't going to make you seem interesting or unique, it's going to make you look like a dumbass. Even if you match the personality of a Backstreet Boy, you're not a millionaire and probably never will be, so nobody cares. Congratulations, your personality isn't unique. I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.

That being said...

I am 65% Geek.

Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That's okay, cause I will be the richest person at my 15th year high school reunion. If a "con" isn't happening that weekend.

Take the
Geek Test
@ FualiDotCom

I thought I'd score much higher.

Which Website are you?




What's Your D&D Alignment?

Based on your answers to the quiz, your most likely alignment is...

Neutral

A neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. She doesn’t feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most neutrality is a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil. After all, she would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, she’s not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. The common phrase for neutral is "true neutral." Neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. --excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6

Heh. Not the Chaotic Good I'd usually ascribe to myself, but I was a little harsh on some of the answers. I might retake this one in a little while later, when I'm not in such a funk.

Which File Extension Are You?

Which File Extension are You?

Which Movie Super-Hero are You?

What Famous Leader Are You?

I was a little suprised at this one.


What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

The Country Quiz

This one had a lot of odd questions, so I'm not sure about it.

You're Sudan!

Every time you get a headache, you reach for some aspirin, only to realize that someone destroyed it. That's just how things are going for you right now... it's hard to eat, hard to sleep, hard to not have a headache. You try to relax, but people always jump on you about something that doesn't make sense. If you were a goat, you'd be a Nubian.
Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid

What's Your Blogging Personality?

This one didn't have pictures with the results.
I took the Blogging Personality Quiz at About Web logs and I am...

The Daily Grinder
I love blogging because it's like therapy. I can write about anything and everything that happens to me - from the food I ate to what I was doing when I heard the latest 'breaking news'. Being able to communicate with my friends (online and/or real life) through my blog is important to me.

The Inner Dragon Online Quiz

I am an Amethyst Dragon!

In the war between good and evil, a Amethyst Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality....


When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos....
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Amethyst Dragon as breathe from it's body....


During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done....


The Amethyst Dragon makes its home in the deep caverns of the earth, often in mountainous regions. They spend much time in hibernation as one of their favorite things to do is to sleep.'


Formed from translucent amethyst, it is an awe inspiring sight to see one in it's true form. Light passes through the dragon's body creating a deep purple glow. It's scales will magnify the light rays into bright lavender beams to highlight this effect.'


Amethyst dragons spend most of their time homebound but do occasionally feel the need to take a sojourn to a far destination. These dragons love books and will often pick their destination from one of the many stories and histories they may have read. Amethyst dragons are very solitary in nature, but do keep a distant watch on the world around them. They tend to be highly intelligent, and often amuse themselves in human form by building gadgets and toys. Amethyst dragons are very learned creatures.


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This Dragons favorite elements are: Amethyst, Deep Places, and Magic

Which Online Personality Test are You?

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I'm The James Bond Villain Personality Test!

I live in a fictional world of spies and blonde women with ridiculous names, and I like to give people plenty of options. Although whether they're villainous is not optional.

Click here to find out which test you are!

The Comprehensive DDR Personality Test

Come take the Comprehensive DDR Personality Test!

Created by ptocheia

What Mythical Beast Best Represents You?

You are the most universal mythical beast ever. Sightings of the unicorn have been reported from all over the world, even in modern times. Unicorns are pure and incorruptible. In China, unicorns symbolized gentleness, good will, and wisdom. Christianity links the unicorn with Christ. It is said that unicorns would only allow virgin girls to see them, let alone touch them. They were easily lured into fatal ambushes by a virgin with some poachers waiting for the unicorn in nearby bushes. A unicorn's horn was a highly prized possession, which was reputed to have great healing capabilities. With the touch of its horn, a unicorn could bring back a person who had been dead for several hours. But when separated from the unicorn's body, the magic was significantly reduced. The unicorn had the body of a horse, a unique spiraling horn, and a lion's tail. They were pure white in color.

What mythical beast best represents you? Take the quiz!

What High School Stereotype are You?

Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz.

RufusSafer's Final Fantasy 8 Quiz

Which Final Fantasy 8 Character are you?
You don't like being around people but they don't let that stop them. For some reason others see you as a good leader and keep putting you in charge when you would be much happier locked in your room away from the world.

Personality Disorder Test

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Moderate
Schizoid:	Moderate
Schizotypal:	High
Antisocial:	Moderate
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Low
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	High
Dependent:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

Advanced Big 45 Personality Test

Advanced Big 45 Personality Test Results Gregariousness 42% Sociability 38% Assertiveness 58% Poise 66% Leadership 50% Provocativeness 62% Self-Disclosure 78% Talkativeness 62% Group Attachment 50% Extroversion 56% Understanding 70% Warmth 38% Morality 50% Pleasantness 42% Empathy 46% Cooperation 42% Sympathy 54% Tenderness 54% Nurturance 50% Friendliness 49% Conscientiousness 50% Efficiency 54% Dutifulness 50% Purposefulness 50% Organization 70% Cautiousness 34% Rationality 38% Perfectionism 46% Orderliness 42% Orderliness 48% Stability 70% Happiness 54% Calmness 62% Moderation 42% Toughness 78% Impulse Control 54% Imperturbability 14% Cool-headedness 50% Tranquility 22% Emotional Stability 51% Intellect 66% Ingenuity 66% Reflection 50% Competence 74% Quickness 78% Introspection 70% Creativity 70% Imagination 62% Depth 54% Openmindedness 65%

Take Free Advanced Big 45 Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Discover Your Inner Candy Heart

discover your inner candy heart @ quiz me

What Pie Flavor are You?

find your inner PIE @ stvlive.com

What Poetry Form am I?

Short, terse, unfriendly, Yet sometimes quite emotive; I am the Haiku. What Poetry Form Are You?

What pre-1985 Video Game Character am I?

I am a Space-invader.



I will happily recruit the help of friends to aid me in getting what I want. I have no tolerance for people getting in my way, and I am completely relentless until any threats or opposition are removed. I try to be down-to-earth, but something always seems to get in the way. What Video Game Character Are You?

What's your Sexual Personality?

According to relationship expert and Relate counsellor Denise Knowles, you're sexually uninhibited and ready to try almost anything once. You take the lead in bed and aren't afraid to ask for what you want. Sex for you is an essential part of life and you enjoy exploring its many aspects. You have a high sex drive and thrive in a relationship in which your partner enjoys sexual activity as much as you do. However, just be careful not to let other aspects of your relationship suffer due to your pre-occupation with sex. A strong relationship works best when built on trust, friendship, love and respect also. Sex is a very important part of a relationship but the best partnerships work when all the ingredients are right.

Which of the Nine Muses is your Greatest Inspiration?

Do you live and breathe poetry? If so, Calliope, patron goddess of epic poetry, may well be your muse. She is often depicted holding a writing tablet and wearing a golden crown, for she is the oldest of the muses and their leader. Her name means "The Fair Voiced," but Calliope inspires eloquence in writing. The next time you feel compelled to write (especially something "big"), call upon Calliope for inspiration and perhaps you'll pen your greatest work yet.

Learn more about Calliope.

Which OS are You?

Which OS are You?

Which Nigerian Spammer are You?

Which Nigerian spammer are You?